thecheesecakesonitswaykurt

I think I would make more sense to people if I told them I was drunk.

I almost dropped out of college today.

cassjaytuck:

Glee is like that friend who used to be funny and cool and then got a little too crazy and brought a knife to school and got expelled

The girl who did that at my school got sent to the school for troubled children.

(via countindeadwinchesters)

Did anyone ever notice how “Locked out of Heaven” sounds like The Police’s “Message in a Bottle”?

I used to sing it on the karaoke machine every time my cousin babysat me.